tagged like a bitch part 2

Emily tagged my a while ago with the '20 things about me' challenge so here goes:

1 I am an attention seeker
2 I broke both my arms at the same time when I was 12 from falling over
3 I am lover of all animals except slimy ones (eg slugs, yuck!)
4 I am undertaking my second attempt at a design degree in interior design
5 My first attempt at a design degree was in Landscape architecture and I dabbled in illustration.
6 I failed 6th form and got an A bursary in 7th form
7 I secretly (or not so) want to be on Australian idol, or I’d maybe even settle for big brother.
8 I love my family the mostest in the whole wide world
9 Without the influence of my siblings and their girlfriends I would be a complete loser.
10 I never used to drink coffee and now I am a coffee snob
11 My mother is better looking than me (and I don’t mean when she was my age, currently too)
12 I am better looking than my father but we have the same ankles, and eyelashes
13 I am a pet pervert, I always want to pat people’s dogs on the street and if visiting someone and their cat I want the cat to like ME the best
14 I will be a bridesmaid for the second time in January
15 I love gardening and NZ house and garden is one of my favourite magazines
16 I am the clumsiest person in the world
17 My sister taught me about pop, my dad taught me about rock n’ roll, my mum about classical music and my brothers about indie. Most of the time my sister’s influence wins out and I listen to ABBA and Madonna.
18 I can play the piano and sang in choirs up until last year.
19 I have an amazing memory for useless crap and can recite lines from many TV shows and movies
20 Like Emily I am a procrastinator and I am writing this entry when I should be working on my major project which is due tomorrow!


I tag Jen and Kerry, you both have to do it, just coz you share a blog doesn't get you out of it!

And Jesse

I might also tag norweigan forest cat just for fun,

hoorahhh!!!!!

Yay! I have finished uni for the year!!! Horray!! This is a landmark as I have now finished a whole year of uni in melbourne!!! yayayayayay! This means I only have two years to go (hmm that actually sounds bad) AND I am on holiday until febuary!!!!!!!

I still have to make a portfolio of my work from the semester but that doesn't involve and real brain power, just cut and paste.


So anyway now that I'm not procrastinating I may not be in blogworld so much, boo-hoo

me jumping for joy that uni is over!

a joke for yas all:

What did the magician do when he couldn't pull a rabbit out of his hat?



He pulled a hare out of his arse!

THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

O M G I cannot believe it is over! Yesterday was the wedding of Ben and Diana and it was so wonderfull! It is bizarre because it has been all we talk about at work for the whole year and now it is over! wah!

So it was at the melbourne wine society which is a beautifull old building with cellars where the party was. Di looked amazing and Ben looked very handsome. Ben is an art director so he decked the place out with amazing hearts with light bulbs on them and pink and white fake rose garlands wrapped around the pillars in the cellar, they even had a swan ice sculpture!

Well I feel very ill now and I have to try to pull together an entire project due in on tuesday (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) and then uni is over for the year (yayaayyyyyyyy) luckily I still have plenty of grotty treats from emily and jan to munch on.

I should just mention that I cried like a baby during the speeches, it was just all so wonderfull and romantic! And I couldn't stop crying for ages afterwards! Di was like 'rosie, its over now, cheer up' so anyway now I have big puffy eyes and a grey face,

arr, to hungover to conclude this properly....

ice swans!

How cool is the forever sign? Ben made it, it looked amazin with them getting married underneath it.

The ceremony.

Pieces of eight!

Di was a bit shocked when the stripper put her hand inside his pants!

Me and Di, note the penis straw,arrr!

busy bee

well it's been a full on last few days, and its not over yet. I had an assignment due wednesday night, worked all day thursday and then went to Di's hens night on a boat on the yarra, it was pirate themed and definatly arrrr rated! There was a stripper and penis straws and pin the penis on the pirate (a giant photo of jhonny depp).

Was very hungover this morning and had to go to uni for another hand in (arrr,) and when I came home after I was in need of a fix.....

when alas the most glorious thing happened, I recieved my belated birthday from emily and jan filled with new zealand goodies! There couldn't have been a more appropriate time of arrival! So I got into bed and ate mallow-puffs and had a nap (there was also fantastic Dave Dobbyn Cd and native woods of new zealand ruler) yay, so thanks you guys you are life savers! Now I must go to bed as am tired with a belly ache.

Last night I dreamt I was in the wairarap and Kate Moss was there. I was talking to her and helping her out with her problems (cocaine etc) we talked about Pete (dough-face) and I was a kind friend and helped her build her self confidence as she was all broken up. Hmmm, me helping Kate Moss with her self confidence...

inspiration

helping me through my sad saturday night in cutting up plastic has been Wham! and the Carpenters. Good combination eh? Right now I'm listening to Wham! Rap.

'Everybody say wham!'

'wham!'

'say bam!'

'bam!'

'say wham bam!'

'wham bam!'

genious!

copy cat

jumping on the band wagon here i've copied jessie and martha by typing in 'rosie needs' into google to see the hilarious outcome, i didn't get it at first (scuse stupied comment on wanda harland) have spent to long cutting out vertebrae out of plastic vacform (dont ask) so here goes:


Rosie needs to fuck

Rosie needs some direction to keep her in line

Rosie is a very smart young lady who needs help with her school work

Rosie needs a family that has animals, two parents or a single mother who will love her forever

Rosie needs to find out the source of the smell before the two puppies end up
back at the pound

Rosie needs to feel loved and the only way she has found that, is to adopt children!!

Rosie needs to get off her high horse

A Rosie By Any Other Name... Would Still Smell Like Crap

that last one wasn't a 'rosie needs' but it came up in the search and I thought it was worth a mention.

Karen Capenter with the other Carpenter guy. Does he even have a first name?

hmm, yes I was shocked when george came out.

Like Living with a slapstick comedian

My flatmates Anna and Carrie think that I should blog a top ten of my stupid antics, as they get such joy out of the riddiculous things I do everyday. On visiting my blog carrie thought my fellow bloggers would also like to laugh at me, hey everyone else is doing it! Apparently I am a very 'good sport' for putting up with the mockings, what they don't know is I love the attention, ha ha haha!

I couldn't remember 10 in one go so here is the top five:

1 After preparing a delicious dinner of vege sausages and salad for myself and my new boyfriend we migrated to the living room to commence eating. I sat down on the sofa and looked to the coffee table for my plate when I felt burning on my bum, ‘ow!’ I proclaimed, and then to explain the situation my flatmate Anna excitedly shouts ‘she sat on it! She sat on her dinner!’ I had in fact put my plate on the sofa and then sat down right on top of it.

2 My bike accident, see earlier post. Nothing like crashing you bike after excitedly ringing your bell at someone you know

3 The other day on my way home from my disappointing fitness test (1: poor) I was riding down the bike path and had to ring my bell as two guys were sauntering along in my way. The moved obligingly and then as I rode past that noticed my (super cool in my opinion) shiny silver helmet and yelled ‘hey chrome dome, ha ha ha, nice helmet’ At this point I think my bum crack (or eftpos as Anna calls it) was visible but I couldn’t pull up my pants as I was too ashamed.

4 It is well known amongst people that know me that I am clumsy. Anna and I were in my room one night eating dolmades and googling people and I said to her ‘I am the clumsiest person in the world’ in the next 30 seconds I tipped the dolmades bowl over onto my duvet, spilt all the content of my clutch pencil sharpener on the duvet and then dropped my mobile phone into a glass of water, amazing.

5 Serving guests at my diner party raw potatoes.

ho hum

whoops, super horrible blog spam. Dum de do, not sure if I have an opinion on anything today,

ooh yes I know, my muff arived today (no i didn't just hit puberty) part of my outfit for di and ben's wedding is a blood red possum pelt that my friend jek in sydney has very kindly sent down for me. She even wrapped it up and put a ribbol around it so it was like a present.

Now, i'm not sure if my blogging community is approving of wearing fur, and generally I am not (well not leopards or seals) but I figure possums are a nasty pest and eat nz birds and once one got into my room at my dads house and shat all over my bed and somehow smeared its shit all over the walls too. There was even little shitty paw prints everywhere and I could see it had used its paws to smear the shit. So anyway sucked in possum, now I will look beautifull thanks to your skin, ah hah ha ha ha!!! ah ah , ar ahhaha hahha hha hahha!!!

scroll down

for some stupid reason my last post is under the one before it, dumb, so scroll down, you wouldn't want to miss out!

And I want the ends of my hair to curl under like this, wow lauren Bacall is amazing, if looks could kill...

I wanna look kind like this (minus the bad eyebrows, really jean harlow..)

tagged like a bitch

So i've been tagged by Martha,
I'm not too sure really what this means... but what you do is go to your 23rd post and the 5th sentece and put it in like so:

'I want to have his little ginga babies'

this was in reference to Dave Dobbyn, I haven't been blogging for long enough so it wasn't that long ago....

also I don't have that many blog friends (sigh) to tag, or at least ones not already tagged by emily and martha (I should tag 5)

so I tag

Jen and Kerry

two people but one blog, hmmmm

I could tag Ned and Mum they are losers who gave up on their blogs, so uncool.

(this is my first attempt at linking so lets hope it works, thanks martha for the tips)

wowee i'm awesome

maybe sometimes anyway...

So I handed in 3 assignments thismorning (this is not the awesome part trust me) and I came home to have a much needed nap but before I napped I managed to successfully put fingerwaves in my hair can you believe it?

Anyone who has attempted fingerwaves armed with only the help of one paragraph in an issue of cleo will understand that it is very tricky, luckily for me whilst procrastination I stumbled across this site of tricks for 40's haridos.

My friends Di and Ben are getting married saturday week so all I want to do is practice my hair and makeup but I have to do school work, ahhh!!!

I am currently writing this post in my dress and heels,hmm should get changed now...

be warned, smear test blog....

I will not go into too many details but I had to go to the women's hospital today to have a microscope and other unfortunate things explore me at the hand of an overweight middle aged man (he was a doctor). During this process whilst in a rather vulnerable position in an unaccomodating special chair the doctor, whose hands were otherwise engaged, sneezed. Twice.

Not a stifled sneeze mind you, no attempt was made to re-direct or control the sneeze. This could be the worst possible case of gynecologist etiquette ever experienced.

I thought I should write it down should I ever write a sitcom 'sex and the city' style.

I did a fitness test at the gym today and I got 1: poor.

I guess being totally ripped and looking hot in a purple bikini has no effect on your fitness level.

The guy who did my test was a bogan with a manklace (man's necklace) and adult braces.

the daffodils represent me.

my best angle

gym junkie

I joined the gym this week (feeling panicked about bridesmaid dress being only 3 months away) and this morning I went for the second time, whoo hoo! I also took my flatmate anna along so I will have company. The gym is cool because it is part of the brunswick baths so has and indoor and outdoor pool and the gym part has big windows over looking the outdoor pool so is very soothing.

I am seeing amazing results in only two visits so have included this back shot of me, sorry you can't see my face but I am wearing my favourite purple bikini.

3 more weeks to go!

I only have three weeks of uni left for the whole year and I have pretty much everything for this semester due in the next three weeks. I know this doesn't make interesting blogging but I must do this:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH !! ! AHHHH !!! ahhhh! ahhhhAAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!Ahhhhhh!!!! AhhhAHHH! on no! AHHHHH ahhh!

Holy moley I don't know how I am going to do it all! Why was I born a procrastinator?

(notice I am blaming birth/creation for this fault, not myself, true procrastinator behaviour)

ice ice timmy

sorry I don't know how to put in links but you should all go to www.treyparker.com and scroll down to ice ice timmy and have a listen, tis 'illarious.

timmy!

Holiday over

Sorry for being out of blog mode, I have had the last week off from uni (horray) but now I have to go back tomorrow so I have to do some work (boo)

I had my lovely rosamond boss's Anna and Di (and their partners campbell and ben )around for dinner on wednesday night, twas my first dinner party in my new house and kind of my first dinner party all round. Obviously I've had people round for tea before but not formally, anway..

I spend about 3 day preparing, scrubbing the house, getting nice flowers and planning the foor. Everything was going well when I sat down to have my dinner and my roast potatos were raw! I had checked them and the one i checked was lovely and cooked but half of them werent cooked at all, they were crunchy and wet and horrible!

I blame the incedent on my oven which is super shit because they were in there for a bout an hour and a half.

How embarrassing, mortifying.

anyway everyone said everything was great (lyers) and a good time was had by all.

The real Ned, Hedned (his own photo he sent me)

I like this one, definatly a resemblence to ned.

my brother ned has stated a comment on an earlier blog posting that he looks just like englebert humperdink.