whoops, forgot to tag

so I tag jen and http://kenandjerry.blogspot.com/, ha!

tagged for sinning

Well methinks as a punishment for indulging in the sin of sloth I have been tagged by martha to tell you all about the seven deadly sins and how I may possible have broken.

the sins are : lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, rhyme and pride.

I will start by telling i have never rhymed.

lust: hmm, ovaries have dried up, next.

gluttony: I just went to K-mart and I SHARED a mini milky way with anna and it was low fat, so ha!

Greed: I don't think I am greedy, I just want lots of money so i can buy all the stuff i NEED not want. Is a starving ethopian greedy if he wants a maccas combo? Yes, another starving ethiopian may need it more.

sloth: as forementioned in my introduction i have been a lazy post-er and I appologise.

wrath: no, so fuck off

pride: am proud to say no (ha, am proud of funny joke)

and the whole world envies me so get over it!

Tragedy. Kate wins idol. She sucks. Looks at her serious eyebrows.

Emily should have won idol, so sad. She is a kiwi too

Installment 2:

Minka and Juans Wedding, aw

tis wedding season, somehow marriage is trendy again, i find this a little disconcerting having committed myself to the 1990's view that marriage is like so not cool and a dying institution etc etc however I am glad it is cool again (yes I know everyone loves each other, not just marrying coz its cool bale blah) because I am very much enjoying attending weddings, hooray!

So minka and juan got married a week or so ago at St Jeromes, the bar at which they first met as they are both dj's. They are both super cool and looked amazing but I have no photos so use your imagination. Twas lovely ceremony etc etc

the HIGHLIGHT of the evening was my little pack of rosamonds (the cafe I work at where minka used to work) getting rip-roaring drunk and behaving like fools. No-one else would come near us. It was the drunkest I have been all year. After skulling booze for about 8 hours we started dancing, what minka calls slam dancing, which means we were just sort of jumping around and falling over onto each other but managing to bounce back up.

The most embarrassing point was me talking to juan about how great they are and how some people are meant to be together (sob) and some people aren't (sob) and it was beautiful, (sniff ) and they are great and meant to be together but not everyone can be together (sob) and Juan just walked off in the middle of my speech, fair enough too, I was terribly tragic.

achem,

xx

whoopsee, sorry about that

oh dear, fell off the blog radar. Sometimes it is so hard to get back into blog mode. I have finished uni now for the year so I have no need to procrastinate therefore blog has been neglected (have still been reading everyone elses). I might fill you in on my activities in installments:

Installment 1:

My cousin Zigi had her 30th birthday a few weeks ago and to celebrate a big gang of us went up to daylesford for the weekend (daylesford is like greytown for melbourne) twas lovely! Totally over-ate and over-drank and over-booty danced. And a special treat was my other b e a utifull cousin sunshine came over from auckland for the event so was really nice to spend some QT with the yates girls.

this is all your gonna get for now folks. stay tuned for installment 2

xx

Sunshine works for an environmental group that consults companies about recycling. Influenced by her sisters presence zigi decided to use the pinata boot as real footwear

zigi, ratfink and sunshine. The first night away was mexican themed.

tagged like a bitch part 2

Emily tagged my a while ago with the '20 things about me' challenge so here goes:

1 I am an attention seeker
2 I broke both my arms at the same time when I was 12 from falling over
3 I am lover of all animals except slimy ones (eg slugs, yuck!)
4 I am undertaking my second attempt at a design degree in interior design
5 My first attempt at a design degree was in Landscape architecture and I dabbled in illustration.
6 I failed 6th form and got an A bursary in 7th form
7 I secretly (or not so) want to be on Australian idol, or I’d maybe even settle for big brother.
8 I love my family the mostest in the whole wide world
9 Without the influence of my siblings and their girlfriends I would be a complete loser.
10 I never used to drink coffee and now I am a coffee snob
11 My mother is better looking than me (and I don’t mean when she was my age, currently too)
12 I am better looking than my father but we have the same ankles, and eyelashes
13 I am a pet pervert, I always want to pat people’s dogs on the street and if visiting someone and their cat I want the cat to like ME the best
14 I will be a bridesmaid for the second time in January
15 I love gardening and NZ house and garden is one of my favourite magazines
16 I am the clumsiest person in the world
17 My sister taught me about pop, my dad taught me about rock n’ roll, my mum about classical music and my brothers about indie. Most of the time my sister’s influence wins out and I listen to ABBA and Madonna.
18 I can play the piano and sang in choirs up until last year.
19 I have an amazing memory for useless crap and can recite lines from many TV shows and movies
20 Like Emily I am a procrastinator and I am writing this entry when I should be working on my major project which is due tomorrow!


I tag Jen and Kerry, you both have to do it, just coz you share a blog doesn't get you out of it!

And Jesse

I might also tag norweigan forest cat just for fun,

hoorahhh!!!!!

Yay! I have finished uni for the year!!! Horray!! This is a landmark as I have now finished a whole year of uni in melbourne!!! yayayayayay! This means I only have two years to go (hmm that actually sounds bad) AND I am on holiday until febuary!!!!!!!

I still have to make a portfolio of my work from the semester but that doesn't involve and real brain power, just cut and paste.


So anyway now that I'm not procrastinating I may not be in blogworld so much, boo-hoo

me jumping for joy that uni is over!

a joke for yas all:

What did the magician do when he couldn't pull a rabbit out of his hat?



He pulled a hare out of his arse!

THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

O M G I cannot believe it is over! Yesterday was the wedding of Ben and Diana and it was so wonderfull! It is bizarre because it has been all we talk about at work for the whole year and now it is over! wah!

So it was at the melbourne wine society which is a beautifull old building with cellars where the party was. Di looked amazing and Ben looked very handsome. Ben is an art director so he decked the place out with amazing hearts with light bulbs on them and pink and white fake rose garlands wrapped around the pillars in the cellar, they even had a swan ice sculpture!

Well I feel very ill now and I have to try to pull together an entire project due in on tuesday (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) and then uni is over for the year (yayaayyyyyyyy) luckily I still have plenty of grotty treats from emily and jan to munch on.

I should just mention that I cried like a baby during the speeches, it was just all so wonderfull and romantic! And I couldn't stop crying for ages afterwards! Di was like 'rosie, its over now, cheer up' so anyway now I have big puffy eyes and a grey face,

arr, to hungover to conclude this properly....

ice swans!

How cool is the forever sign? Ben made it, it looked amazin with them getting married underneath it.

The ceremony.

Pieces of eight!

Di was a bit shocked when the stripper put her hand inside his pants!

Me and Di, note the penis straw,arrr!

busy bee

well it's been a full on last few days, and its not over yet. I had an assignment due wednesday night, worked all day thursday and then went to Di's hens night on a boat on the yarra, it was pirate themed and definatly arrrr rated! There was a stripper and penis straws and pin the penis on the pirate (a giant photo of jhonny depp).

Was very hungover this morning and had to go to uni for another hand in (arrr,) and when I came home after I was in need of a fix.....

when alas the most glorious thing happened, I recieved my belated birthday from emily and jan filled with new zealand goodies! There couldn't have been a more appropriate time of arrival! So I got into bed and ate mallow-puffs and had a nap (there was also fantastic Dave Dobbyn Cd and native woods of new zealand ruler) yay, so thanks you guys you are life savers! Now I must go to bed as am tired with a belly ache.

Last night I dreamt I was in the wairarap and Kate Moss was there. I was talking to her and helping her out with her problems (cocaine etc) we talked about Pete (dough-face) and I was a kind friend and helped her build her self confidence as she was all broken up. Hmmm, me helping Kate Moss with her self confidence...

inspiration

helping me through my sad saturday night in cutting up plastic has been Wham! and the Carpenters. Good combination eh? Right now I'm listening to Wham! Rap.

'Everybody say wham!'

'wham!'

'say bam!'

'bam!'

'say wham bam!'

'wham bam!'

genious!

copy cat

jumping on the band wagon here i've copied jessie and martha by typing in 'rosie needs' into google to see the hilarious outcome, i didn't get it at first (scuse stupied comment on wanda harland) have spent to long cutting out vertebrae out of plastic vacform (dont ask) so here goes:


Rosie needs to fuck

Rosie needs some direction to keep her in line

Rosie is a very smart young lady who needs help with her school work

Rosie needs a family that has animals, two parents or a single mother who will love her forever

Rosie needs to find out the source of the smell before the two puppies end up
back at the pound

Rosie needs to feel loved and the only way she has found that, is to adopt children!!

Rosie needs to get off her high horse

A Rosie By Any Other Name... Would Still Smell Like Crap

that last one wasn't a 'rosie needs' but it came up in the search and I thought it was worth a mention.

Karen Capenter with the other Carpenter guy. Does he even have a first name?

hmm, yes I was shocked when george came out.

Like Living with a slapstick comedian

My flatmates Anna and Carrie think that I should blog a top ten of my stupid antics, as they get such joy out of the riddiculous things I do everyday. On visiting my blog carrie thought my fellow bloggers would also like to laugh at me, hey everyone else is doing it! Apparently I am a very 'good sport' for putting up with the mockings, what they don't know is I love the attention, ha ha haha!

I couldn't remember 10 in one go so here is the top five:

1 After preparing a delicious dinner of vege sausages and salad for myself and my new boyfriend we migrated to the living room to commence eating. I sat down on the sofa and looked to the coffee table for my plate when I felt burning on my bum, ‘ow!’ I proclaimed, and then to explain the situation my flatmate Anna excitedly shouts ‘she sat on it! She sat on her dinner!’ I had in fact put my plate on the sofa and then sat down right on top of it.

2 My bike accident, see earlier post. Nothing like crashing you bike after excitedly ringing your bell at someone you know

3 The other day on my way home from my disappointing fitness test (1: poor) I was riding down the bike path and had to ring my bell as two guys were sauntering along in my way. The moved obligingly and then as I rode past that noticed my (super cool in my opinion) shiny silver helmet and yelled ‘hey chrome dome, ha ha ha, nice helmet’ At this point I think my bum crack (or eftpos as Anna calls it) was visible but I couldn’t pull up my pants as I was too ashamed.

4 It is well known amongst people that know me that I am clumsy. Anna and I were in my room one night eating dolmades and googling people and I said to her ‘I am the clumsiest person in the world’ in the next 30 seconds I tipped the dolmades bowl over onto my duvet, spilt all the content of my clutch pencil sharpener on the duvet and then dropped my mobile phone into a glass of water, amazing.

5 Serving guests at my diner party raw potatoes.

ho hum

whoops, super horrible blog spam. Dum de do, not sure if I have an opinion on anything today,

ooh yes I know, my muff arived today (no i didn't just hit puberty) part of my outfit for di and ben's wedding is a blood red possum pelt that my friend jek in sydney has very kindly sent down for me. She even wrapped it up and put a ribbol around it so it was like a present.

Now, i'm not sure if my blogging community is approving of wearing fur, and generally I am not (well not leopards or seals) but I figure possums are a nasty pest and eat nz birds and once one got into my room at my dads house and shat all over my bed and somehow smeared its shit all over the walls too. There was even little shitty paw prints everywhere and I could see it had used its paws to smear the shit. So anyway sucked in possum, now I will look beautifull thanks to your skin, ah hah ha ha ha!!! ah ah , ar ahhaha hahha hha hahha!!!

scroll down

for some stupid reason my last post is under the one before it, dumb, so scroll down, you wouldn't want to miss out!

And I want the ends of my hair to curl under like this, wow lauren Bacall is amazing, if looks could kill...

I wanna look kind like this (minus the bad eyebrows, really jean harlow..)

tagged like a bitch

So i've been tagged by Martha,
I'm not too sure really what this means... but what you do is go to your 23rd post and the 5th sentece and put it in like so:

'I want to have his little ginga babies'

this was in reference to Dave Dobbyn, I haven't been blogging for long enough so it wasn't that long ago....

also I don't have that many blog friends (sigh) to tag, or at least ones not already tagged by emily and martha (I should tag 5)

so I tag

Jen and Kerry

two people but one blog, hmmmm

I could tag Ned and Mum they are losers who gave up on their blogs, so uncool.

(this is my first attempt at linking so lets hope it works, thanks martha for the tips)

wowee i'm awesome

maybe sometimes anyway...

So I handed in 3 assignments thismorning (this is not the awesome part trust me) and I came home to have a much needed nap but before I napped I managed to successfully put fingerwaves in my hair can you believe it?

Anyone who has attempted fingerwaves armed with only the help of one paragraph in an issue of cleo will understand that it is very tricky, luckily for me whilst procrastination I stumbled across this site of tricks for 40's haridos.

My friends Di and Ben are getting married saturday week so all I want to do is practice my hair and makeup but I have to do school work, ahhh!!!

I am currently writing this post in my dress and heels,hmm should get changed now...

be warned, smear test blog....

I will not go into too many details but I had to go to the women's hospital today to have a microscope and other unfortunate things explore me at the hand of an overweight middle aged man (he was a doctor). During this process whilst in a rather vulnerable position in an unaccomodating special chair the doctor, whose hands were otherwise engaged, sneezed. Twice.

Not a stifled sneeze mind you, no attempt was made to re-direct or control the sneeze. This could be the worst possible case of gynecologist etiquette ever experienced.

I thought I should write it down should I ever write a sitcom 'sex and the city' style.

I did a fitness test at the gym today and I got 1: poor.

I guess being totally ripped and looking hot in a purple bikini has no effect on your fitness level.

The guy who did my test was a bogan with a manklace (man's necklace) and adult braces.

the daffodils represent me.

my best angle

gym junkie

I joined the gym this week (feeling panicked about bridesmaid dress being only 3 months away) and this morning I went for the second time, whoo hoo! I also took my flatmate anna along so I will have company. The gym is cool because it is part of the brunswick baths so has and indoor and outdoor pool and the gym part has big windows over looking the outdoor pool so is very soothing.

I am seeing amazing results in only two visits so have included this back shot of me, sorry you can't see my face but I am wearing my favourite purple bikini.

3 more weeks to go!

I only have three weeks of uni left for the whole year and I have pretty much everything for this semester due in the next three weeks. I know this doesn't make interesting blogging but I must do this:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH !! ! AHHHH !!! ahhhh! ahhhhAAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!Ahhhhhh!!!! AhhhAHHH! on no! AHHHHH ahhh!

Holy moley I don't know how I am going to do it all! Why was I born a procrastinator?

(notice I am blaming birth/creation for this fault, not myself, true procrastinator behaviour)

ice ice timmy

sorry I don't know how to put in links but you should all go to www.treyparker.com and scroll down to ice ice timmy and have a listen, tis 'illarious.

timmy!

Holiday over

Sorry for being out of blog mode, I have had the last week off from uni (horray) but now I have to go back tomorrow so I have to do some work (boo)

I had my lovely rosamond boss's Anna and Di (and their partners campbell and ben )around for dinner on wednesday night, twas my first dinner party in my new house and kind of my first dinner party all round. Obviously I've had people round for tea before but not formally, anway..

I spend about 3 day preparing, scrubbing the house, getting nice flowers and planning the foor. Everything was going well when I sat down to have my dinner and my roast potatos were raw! I had checked them and the one i checked was lovely and cooked but half of them werent cooked at all, they were crunchy and wet and horrible!

I blame the incedent on my oven which is super shit because they were in there for a bout an hour and a half.

How embarrassing, mortifying.

anyway everyone said everything was great (lyers) and a good time was had by all.

The real Ned, Hedned (his own photo he sent me)

I like this one, definatly a resemblence to ned.

my brother ned has stated a comment on an earlier blog posting that he looks just like englebert humperdink.

oh what a beautifull morning

oh what a suckyfull day!

Tis very lovely sunny day here in melbourne which I will be spending in my bedroom doing school work, poo poo.

I WANT TO BE ON HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

ok impatient pants

I once challenged a fellow blogger to a post per hour and now I have been accused of now keeping up my own postings.

Sorry mine are infrequent but I seem to have bloggers block, I don't really have much to say about myself, mainly just rip-offs of other blogs.

ummm, I just saw shakira on the MTV music video awards, It was like looking into a mirror, we are so alike in everyway.

Maybe I will start a side job as a shakira impersonator for parties etc to pay my way through uni, hell it could pay my way through life!

if no-body's going to visit...

then I may as well give up! first It is demanded of me that I post every hour and now no-one has turned up to look at my brilliant, witty posts. I may give up alltogether.

And if there are those of you out there that visit without commenting you suck. My self esteem is at stake, you must comment!

do you like my new leather pants? I took this photo of myself thismorning after I fed the cat.

ewrecktion

ha, rude. I meant ELECTION. te he. So twas the NZ election on saturday and was very scarily close, and still not properly resolved with labor coming out with only 1 seat more than national but hopefully we will still continue to be a nuclear free lefty country.

So..... brittney had her baby (uck) and...i painted my toe-nails this morning, multicolored.

Good god i am a bore!!

ooh I have a new phone, very exciting. My last phone which has served me well (old nokia number) has really given up on life after I dropped it into my glass of water the other day. So i now have fancy LG video phone and it is black and shiny like darth vader and makes me super cool.

"the mighty boosh" my new favourite tv show, highly recomended.

of course my bruise doesn't say "my bruise" on it.

first crash.

Many of you probably know about my beloved bike Tiffany, she is pink and has pink streamers and prompts random pedestrians to comments on how cool I look when I shoot by on her. Well today tiffany is in the bad books, I'll tell you why:

Yesterday moring I was riding tiffany to work at 7am (had ridiculous start time of 7.30am) It had been raining during the night so the morning was crisp and the pavement wet, this however did not dampen (har) my spirits.

The cafe I work at is on a steep little side street in collingwood. I was on the last leg of my journey down the street towards work and I saw my work-mate Jasmine walking up the street. Because I am a CLOWN and an attention seeker I start to ring my bell enthusiasticly at jasmine. She looks up, puzzled. She does not recognize me at first (i'm looking pretty cool in my helmet and glasses) then a wave of recognition passes over her face. At this moment I put on the brakes to pull in to work BUT MY BRAKES FAIL! I am panicked! I have picked up some speed down the hill and am accellerating still. I try to steer the bike off to the left to avoid flying into traffic on the main road ahead but I realise there is nowhere to go. I try in vain to throw myself off the speeding bike but instead of course throw myself and my bike into the pavement at full speed skidding down the hill.

Something many of you will need to be filled in on is that I did not grow up riding a bike through my childhood. As a child I was unreasonably scared of everything (mums fault, overprotective, youngest child etc) and so riding a bike was like riding into the jaws of death for me. Of course this carried with it a huge social stigma and therefore anxiety about getting into situations where people would find out my shamefull secret. In my late teens I decided to teach myself to ride out at mums house in the country where no-one could see...and judge and alas by the time I moved to melbourne I was like every other kid and could ride a bike, hooray!

Because of this I didn't have a childhood of falling off the bike (get back on the bike, everytime someone used this expression it killed a little part of my spirit) so yesterdays spill was my first major accident

just realised the expression is about falling off the horse. Hmmm I did fall off a horse once but that makes this whole entry pointless....

the one that hurt was "it's just like riding a bike, you never forget" anyway...

I have a big horrible bruise on my thigh and down my knee and shin and on my elbow and a big graze over my muffin top (which of course was hanging out at the time) but my most painfull injury is my bung neck which I cant move right, wahhhhhh!!!!

I tried to take a photo of my bruise to share with you all but it included too much unsightly thighness so instead have done an artists re-creation of it.

so yah.

prorastination illustrated

HOORAHH!!!

Yay, my computer is back, awesome. Unfortunatly I think I have lost my blogging voice, Egad! I do not know what to say anymore! Will I ever regain the once glorious days of the poinant rosie rhetoric?

Jen explained to me once how I have the meaning of rhetoric wrong so appologies to those of you who know how to speak english, to the rest of you - just be impressed I used the word rhetoric.


Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

the p word

do you think my little blog followers (i realise most of you are imaginary) that procrastination is a medical condition that can be cured with drugs?

I need something, usually diet coke does the trick but not today my friends..

instead of working on my seminar i am doing cartoons of myself that aren't even funny.

hmmm

just incase any of you didn't know how it all works.

nothing to say....

sorry it has been a while but my computer is STILL being fixed and frankly I have nothing to say, am utterly boring.....

except I am sad Roxanne didn't get in to the top 12 on australian idol, especially ass that whorey slag who can't sing got in over her, i can't beleive it .. I agree with mark holden (who'm I kidding, i love him, no. not really)

quote of last nights tv:

"Breana is sellfish, she is not willing to give up food in order to get a boyfriend"

Jai'me from "We can be heroes" last night on ABC. Glad you watched it jen, did you like the poem that guy wrote about his brother?

D
A
Nonetheless nice
Is good
E
L

sorry I can't remember all the lines

quote of the year...

"Hey look, we're not a bunch of style-concious Auckland fags who want to make a break by getting this article in Pavement. We're a band you cunt!"

sam scott, pavement interview, winter 05

Ha! My brother is so funny. He had told me about this interview at the time but I only just bought the mag today and it made my day to be honest. Good onya sam, you tell em. I think at the time you were worried about it coming out wrong but it just seemed to make the journalist love you even more, it is a very doting article.

Well my computer is going to take 2 weeks to come back to me, AARRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!! I had to do work at school yesteday, YUCK, its stinky and horrible and slow there. Tonight I am trying to do work on anna's laptop but its a mac and i'm finding it rather difficult. I don't know why people say they are better, I have already found many faults and stupid things you can't do at all (like save a photo from the internet into a specific folder, you have to put it on the desktop and then move it) arg.

man i'm grunting a lot in this...just like in real life, ug! argg!

I'm going to give up in favour of doing the dishes (yes, that is what is has come to)

on a happy note today I bought a jaffle iron, confused you haven't I? ha! its a toastie pie maker, hooray! Geez, i'm having some dramatic mood swings, must be the stress, where is my rescue remedy? Where is my chocolate vitasoy?

OH MY GOD! how could I forget to mention disappointing end to Big Brother, to quote my boss australia is fucked. THe logans? how dumb, tim is so cool (lefty tim is my god) logan greg is ok but logan david sucks arse. AND tim is from newtown in sydney, my old stomping ground. poo poo, very sad.

"I do the forty hour famine every week caus it keeps me looking hot" (girl from we can be heroes, abc.)

wah, computer die

very sad, my computer has exploded, actually that's an exaggeration it just wont turn on. None-the-less very sad, very annoying. Sigh.

OOooh, I have a favorite new tv show called " we can be heroes - the search for the australian of the year" on ABC, it's one guy playing all these different people who are nominated. Some of my favourites are an asian student from melbourne uni who is in a musical production about aboriginals called "indigeridoo" also a school girl who is nominated for young australian of the year because she sponsers about 100 sponsor children and she's like totally shallow - she goes to visit a girl in a detention centre and asks "so are there like any hot guys in here?"

indigeri-me, indigeri-you, indigeri-dont, indigeridoo!

blog rip off

My sister emily (www.jemsweb.com) has broken her camera so had scanned in all these cool old family photos to cure her flickr cravings. I found them so entertaining I ripped them off her flickr account and put them on my blog. So I am completley unoriginal.

Did make the connection however between Jake haircut circa 1982 and jake haircut on the photo he sent me for my birthday circa one month ago, hmmmm.

what a beautifull photo (baby is sam not me, I was not so serious)

hot mother. sigh. genes are a cruel thing.

from left: jake, ned, sam, rosie, shaun and emily. Mum just couldn't get enough of the home bowl cut.

it seems no-one in my familiy ever changes haircut.

hmmm not much has changed eh?

durrr brain

I think I am regressing to cave man like intelligence. I cannot seem to be able to engage my brain in anything other than watching big brother which as it happens is very entertaining at the moment (maybe just to caveman brain) I want Vesna or Tim to win.

I also watched oprah today, got some helpfull tips on how to avoid ageing, actualy it was more on how to pump fat under you eyes so you look younger - i figure I could just hang upside down and let gravity help the fat to migrate under my eyes - must be carefull not too hang for too long to aviod fat making to my forehead giving me heavy frontal lobe and thus adding to cavemanlikedness.

I am telling myself that lazy streak is due to recovering from chest infection and being on antibiotics, is this justified? or just procrastination speak? any blog friends from the medical community please let me know.

Whining aside..despite sickyness I have had a really good last few days. Thursday night was the goodbye dinner for brigid and andrew my ex bossess from cafe rosamond as they have now shifted to sydney ( i have decided to force them to make friend with you sydneysiders), was a lovely dinner although very sad to say goodbye to them and I lost my voice completley by the end of the night.

Danilia and Rewa came down here to melbs for the weekend which was lots of fun. So great to see them, I hadn't seen Rewa for like three years! I dins for 6 months which is far too long. We had a great japanese dinner saturday night and went shopping for bridesmaid dressess on sunday. Also they came bearing gifts, I've done very well this birthday, Ned and Dins gave me an awesome old super 8 video camera, is soooo cool! And heaps of beautifull makeup and an old pattern for 80's style top. THey also brought my present from jake which is an amazing painting from his new stuff and a cool top and a photo of him talking to me on the phone which was my favourite thing.

wow this is the biggest blog i've done in for-ages. Must be the berrocca I took this afternoon.

i can't beleive no-one has commented on my poo drawing! Iget no respect.

currently listening to dolly

sicky pants

I am now officially in my 5th week of being sick, wah! Any tips for immune re-booting out there?

ummmm..... god i am boring.....

dins and rewa come this weekend,yay, lets hope I don't blow snot all over their faces.

How about jude and sienna? who would cheat on her? I pitty the fool..

Stop your jibba jabber!

Weekend over, week begin

sunday night, boo-hoo. Will fill you in on happenings of the weekend.

Friday:
night was ex workmate Minka's engagment party..to her fiance funnily enough, juan. THe theme was Pink Flamingo which was open to personal interpretation. To those of you dirty enough to know it was not like pink flaming the film, euwhhh.

As most of you know I am always one to team with the theme so have included some pic's of the outfit. I went for a miami vice-ish vibe with some pink feathers thrown in for good measure.

Saturday:
Anna Kelly's birthday, hooray! (anna is parpy flatmate) We all went down to the marquis in fitzroy which I have not been to before and I loved it. Its a great ol' pub without being too scunge or too wankersville (although there were some interesting types there, mainly my friends) was lots-o-fun!

was sposed to do school work today but instead watched "the Alice" on telly which has this girl Jess in it who is friends with Kezia and Sam know her. Was so perfectly cheezey.

This entry too long, so will cut it off.....



ahh just realised it is august by 9 minutes!

I just made this on photoshop because I am immature....sorry can't help myself, it is my blog...

Pops is in agony when marty king puts his chair on his colostomy bag.

I'm sending this one in to the Dolly search for a supermodel, it would be so great if we came 1st equal.

Kate demonstrates Dr Hurfereruer's screw-top method for brain surgery on nana (sarah) she's getting a bit slow..

Who invited the old sea dog? Oh don't worry its actually just Simon Braxton.

Kate Donald (left) and birthday girl.

MInka Dj's at her own party (she is very good at it too)

matt learns how to team with the theme.

My new favourite outfit.

worship the dobbyn

I thought this deserved its own post:


I love Dave Dobbyn, I thought you all had the right to know. He is so awesome and he has cool jumpers. Me and an annonymous flatmate, lets call her... parp... have been cranking him this week, he touches my heart in a special way. I want one of his little ginga babies.

Long time no blog.

Sorry to keep all youse out of the rosie-loop for so long (must have been painfull) I just got my internet working today, yay!

Here are some highlights of my last month or so to get you all up to date, starting from kerry and Jen's visit through to sam's stay and celia's birthday. Can't be bothered filling you in, let the pictures sing to you man, they got a beautifull harmony, peace out.

shouldn't you oughta be in wuv? How could you resist?

tickle tickle.

wah happan!

pants.

Celia.

tom.

hmmm.

Katie.