Like Living with a slapstick comedian

My flatmates Anna and Carrie think that I should blog a top ten of my stupid antics, as they get such joy out of the riddiculous things I do everyday. On visiting my blog carrie thought my fellow bloggers would also like to laugh at me, hey everyone else is doing it! Apparently I am a very 'good sport' for putting up with the mockings, what they don't know is I love the attention, ha ha haha!

I couldn't remember 10 in one go so here is the top five:

1 After preparing a delicious dinner of vege sausages and salad for myself and my new boyfriend we migrated to the living room to commence eating. I sat down on the sofa and looked to the coffee table for my plate when I felt burning on my bum, ‘ow!’ I proclaimed, and then to explain the situation my flatmate Anna excitedly shouts ‘she sat on it! She sat on her dinner!’ I had in fact put my plate on the sofa and then sat down right on top of it.

2 My bike accident, see earlier post. Nothing like crashing you bike after excitedly ringing your bell at someone you know

3 The other day on my way home from my disappointing fitness test (1: poor) I was riding down the bike path and had to ring my bell as two guys were sauntering along in my way. The moved obligingly and then as I rode past that noticed my (super cool in my opinion) shiny silver helmet and yelled ‘hey chrome dome, ha ha ha, nice helmet’ At this point I think my bum crack (or eftpos as Anna calls it) was visible but I couldn’t pull up my pants as I was too ashamed.

4 It is well known amongst people that know me that I am clumsy. Anna and I were in my room one night eating dolmades and googling people and I said to her ‘I am the clumsiest person in the world’ in the next 30 seconds I tipped the dolmades bowl over onto my duvet, spilt all the content of my clutch pencil sharpener on the duvet and then dropped my mobile phone into a glass of water, amazing.

5 Serving guests at my diner party raw potatoes.